Hiccop Righteous Haddock III. Great name, I know; but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls, like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that. Anyway, I'm here to serve justice and all. Especially capturing the mischievous Jackson Overspeeding Frost.

((Tricia the HiJacker, inspired by Hiccop))